Unhappy Girl Farm (L40 Mako and Ishizu - Skill Optional)

Deck by Corsails
Deck Overview
Deck Consistency
Pack Expense
Farm Expense
Card Trader Expense


Deck Skill
Character Skill
Holy Guard
You receive no battle damage during your turn.
Deck Build
1 4 11 5
Monsters: 11
Spells: 4
Traps: 6
Monster Card
Card Rarity Quantity
The Unhappy Girl
ATK: 400 DEF: 300

While this card is in face-up Attack Position on the field, this card is not destroyed as a result of battle. (Damage calculation is applied normally.) A monster that battled with this card cannot change its battle position, except with a card effect, or attack while this card is in face-up Attack Position on the field.

R 3
ATK: 1400 DEF: 1200

When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can add 1 Level 2 or lower LIGHT monster from your Deck to your hand.

N 3
Crystal Seer
ATK: 100 DEF: 100

FLIP: Excavate the top 2 cards of your Deck, add 1 of them to your hand, then place the other on the bottom of your Deck.

R 2
Mystical Beast of Serket
ATK: 2500 DEF: 2000

If you do not control "Temple of the Kings", destroy this card. Banish any monster destroyed by battle with this card. If this card destroys a monster by battle: It gains 500 ATK.

SR 1
Gravekeeper's Vassal
ATK: 700 DEF: 500

Any battle damage this card inflicts to your opponent is treated as effect damage instead.

R 1
Spell Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Union Attack
Union Attack
Union Attack

Target 1 face-up monster you control; add up the total ATK of all other face-up Attack Position monsters you currently control, then during the Battle Phase of this turn only, the monster gains that much ATK, but cannot inflict battle damage to your opponent, also other face-up Attack Position monsters cannot attack.

SR 2
Temple of the Kings

You can activate 1 Trap Card the turn it was Set. You can send 1 "Mystical Beast of Serket" in your Monster Zone and this card you control to the Graveyard; Special Summon 1 monster from your hand or Deck, or 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck. You can only use each effect of "Temple of the Kings" once per turn.

SR 1
Secret Pass to the Treasures

Select 1 face-up monster with an ATK equal to 1000 points or less on your side of the field. During the turn this card is activated, the selected monster can attack your opponent's Life Points directly.

N 1
Trap Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Spirit Barrier

While you control a monster, you take no battle damage.

R 3
Windstorm of Etaqua

Change the battle positions of all face-up monsters your opponent controls.

R 1
Curse of Anubis

Change all Effect Monsters on the field to Defense Position. Until the end of this turn, the original DEF of those monsters becomes 0, also their battle positions cannot be changed.

R 1
Aegis of Gaia

Gain 3000 Life Points. If this face-up card is removed from the field, take 3000 damage.

N 1
Extra Deck
Monster Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
ATK: 4500 DEF: 3800

"Blue-Eyes White Dragon" + "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" + "Blue-Eyes White Dragon"

UR 1
Draw Simulator
Packs to pull to build this deck
Characters to farm to build this deck
Yugi Muto
Deck Strengths
  • Simple to use, summon two Unhappy Girls, activate Spirit Barrier, and pass turn until you get to the kill combo. 
  • Cheap, the core of the deck only requires Unhappy Girl and Spirit Barrier. 
  • Consistent, there are effectively 8 copies of Unhappy Girl and 6 copies of trap cards that can stall out opponents.
  • Can be used without a skill at the cost of a minor consistency loss.
Deck Weaknesses
  • Slow, Crystal Seer and Rai-Mei are the only ways to deck thin. 
  • Requires Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon as an ideal finisher. 
Deck Summary

The majority of Legendary Duelists at the gate simply don't have any monster removal, and their decks can be easily dealt with by stalling with Unhappy Girl. All you have to do is summon two Unhappy Girls (optional: attack opponents monsters if you're running Holy Guard), and pass turn until it's second to last turn.

Second to last turn:

  • Play Temple of the Kings at some point.
  • Tribute summon Mythical Beast of Serket and use its effect to special summon BEUD from the extra deck

Final turn:

  • Summon Vassal, making sure that Unhappy Girl and BEUD are in attack mode.
  • Activate Secret Pass and 2x Union on Vassal, attack for 10K damage. 
Core Cards
Card Explanation

The deck's namesake, Unhappy Girl is the key to this deck's success. Her effect prevents her from being destroyed by battle and stops opponents monster from attacking, which can stall out a large number of LDs. If you're using Holy Guard, attack with her to lock down opponent's monsters, but if not, attacking is not necessary. 

Run 3.

Serket is a good finisher that also gives bonus points for tribute summoning. Be careful to play Temple of the Kings before summoning Serket, if not, Serket will instantly be destroyed. 

Run the 1 you have to.

Unhappy Girl is the card you want, Rai-Mei searches her, so by proxy Rai-Mei is Unhappy Girl. 

Run 3.

Useful for skill farming, Spirit Barrier + Unhappy Girl is a lock that most LDs cannot break. 

Run 3 if you're skill farming.

Replacement/Tech Cards
Card Explanation
Instead of running Crystal Seer, Deep Diver can be used to search Unhappy Girl directly, albeit slightly slower. It's a minor boost in consistency at the cost of a minor loss in speed.
If you're using Holy Guard, replace Spirit Barrier with Enchanted Javelins. Barrier is better for stalling once you draw Unhappy Girl, but Javelins can help you stall in cases where you don't draw Unhappy Girl early.