Paradox Brothers L40 Farm #1 | Unhappy Girl

Deck by Anonymous
Deck Overview
Deck Consistency
Pack Expense
Farm Expense
Card Trader Expense
Deck Skill
Character Skill
Holy Guard
You receive no battle damage during your turn.
Deck Build
1 4 12 4
Monsters: 12
Spells: 4
Traps: 5
Monster Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Mystical Beast of Serket
ATK: 2500 DEF: 2000

If you do not control "Temple of the Kings", destroy this card. Banish any monster destroyed by battle with this card. If this card destroys a monster by battle: It gains 500 ATK.

SR 1
Gravekeeper's Vassal
ATK: 700 DEF: 500

Any battle damage this card inflicts to your opponent is treated as effect damage instead.

R 1
The Unhappy Girl
ATK: 400 DEF: 300

While this card is in face-up Attack Position on the field, this card is not destroyed as a result of battle. (Damage calculation is applied normally.) A monster that battled with this card cannot change its battle position, except with a card effect, or attack while this card is in face-up Attack Position on the field.

R 3
Crystal Seer
ATK: 100 DEF: 100

FLIP: Excavate the top 2 cards of your Deck, add 1 of them to your hand, then place the other on the bottom of your Deck.

R 3
ATK: 1400 DEF: 1200

When this card is destroyed by battle and sent to the Graveyard, you can add 1 Level 2 or lower LIGHT monster from your Deck to your hand.

N 3
Spell Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Union Attack
Union Attack
Union Attack

Target 1 face-up monster you control; add up the total ATK of all other face-up Attack Position monsters you currently control, then during the Battle Phase of this turn only, the monster gains that much ATK, but cannot inflict battle damage to your opponent, also other face-up Attack Position monsters cannot attack.

SR 2
Temple of the Kings

You can activate 1 Trap Card the turn it was Set. You can send 1 "Mystical Beast of Serket" in your Monster Zone and this card you control to the Graveyard; Special Summon 1 monster from your hand or Deck, or 1 Fusion Monster from your Extra Deck. You can only use each effect of "Temple of the Kings" once per turn.

SR 1
Secret Pass to the Treasures

Select 1 face-up monster with an ATK equal to 1000 points or less on your side of the field. During the turn this card is activated, the selected monster can attack your opponent's Life Points directly.

N 1
Trap Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Spirit Barrier

While you control a monster, you take no battle damage.

R 2
Riryoku Field

When a Spell Card that targets exactly 1 monster on the field (and no other cards) is activated: Negate the activation, and if you do, destroy it.

R 3
Extra Deck
Monster Card
Card Rarity Quantity
Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon
ATK: 4500 DEF: 3800

"Blue-Eyes White Dragon" + "Blue-Eyes White Dragon" + "Blue-Eyes White Dragon"

UR 1
Draw Simulator
Packs to pull to build this deck
Deck Strengths
Fairly cheap to build, most cards are of low rarity, others can be farmed. Easy to understand and maneuver
Deck Summary

This deck's strategy is to utilize The Unhappy Girl's effect combined with the Holy Guard skill to lock down Paradox Brothers' monsters and stall until the final turn.

Main Threats

  • Soul Exchange
    • Paradox Brothers' can tribute one of your monsters to Tribute Summon Kazejin or Suijin. He has two copies of this card.
  • Suijin, Kazejin
    • Boss monsters with high ATK.
  • Monster Gate
    • Mills out the Deck until he can Special Summon a viable monster.


  • Riryoku Field
    • Used to counter Soul Exchange.
  • The Unhappy Girl + Holy Guard, Spirit Barrier
    • The Unhappy Girl's effect, while in Attack Position, will lock down any monster it battles with. The Holy Guard skill ensures we are able to do that safely. In the case that he has lethal, Spirit Barrier is used to negate all Battle Damage while you have a monster up.
  • Crystal Seer, Rai-Mei
    • Counters deck thinning/milling effects by thinning our own Deck. Crystal Seer is used to ensure Mystical Beast of Serket is NOT at the bottom of the Deck and allows us to draw one card. Rai-Mei adds one The Unhappy Girl from the Deck to our Hand. Draw power allows us to gather the necessary cards quicker.

End Game

On your second to last turn, with two The Unhappy Girl on the field:

1) Tribute one The Unhappy Girl to Summon Mystical Beast of Serket.

2) Activate Mystical Beast of Serket's effect to Special Summon Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon in Attack Position.

On your last turn:

1) Normal Summon Gravekeeper's Vassal.

2) Activate Secret Pass to the Treasures and both copies of Union Attack, choosing Gravekeeper's Vassal as the target. Gravekeeper's Vassal should now have 10,500 ATK.

3) Enter the Battle Phase and attack directly with Gravekeeper's Vassal.


Core Cards
Card Explanation

The Unhappy Girl's effect prevents any monster it battles with from declaring an attack or switching its position and prevents it from being destroyed by battle as long as it remains in face-up attack position, making it one of the best lockdown cards in the game when paired with Holy Guard, which allows you to attack your opponent without receiving Battle Damage. As soon as you draw her, lock down Para/Dox's monsters by attacking whatever has the highest ATK on the field. They will not attack into The Unhappy Girl unless they can deal lethal damage, which they will be unable to field in a single turn.

Try to run 3 copies for consistency.

Rai-Mei's effect allows you to search for a Level 2 or lower Light Monster when destroyed by battle. This allows us to search for The Unhappy Girl and thin the Deck.

Try to run 3 copies for consistency.

Gravekeeper's Vassal's effect converts all Battle Damage to Effect Damage, which combos well with Union Attack. In your final turn before you deck out, Normal Summon Gravekeeper's Vassal and activate Secret Pass to the Treasures and 2 Union Attack to deal 10k Effect Damage directly. 

Only 1 copy is needed.

Enables our Gravekeeper's Vassal to attack directly.

Only 1 copy is needed.

Union Attack

Boosts the ATK of Gravekeeper's Vassal to over 10,000, allowing us to achieve the "Over 9999 Damage!" bonus (3000 DA pts.)

2 copies is required to deal 10k+ damage; you can also run 1 copy with Spell Reclamation.

Replacement/Tech Cards
Card Explanation

Alternative to Gravekeeper's Vassal.

If you use this card, you will not receive the Victory by Effect Damage Only bonus.

To achieve the Over 9,999 Damage! bonus, Piranha Army's must have 5000 or more ATK.

Apply the following adjustments when using this card:

  • -1 Gravekeeper's Vassal
  • -2 Union Attack
  • +1 Piranha Army
  • +1 Gift of the Martyr

On your last turn:

1) Normal Summon Piranha Army.

2) Activate Secret Pass to the Treasures, choosing Piranha Army as the target.

3) Activate Gift of the Martyr, sending Blue-Eyes Ultimate Dragon and adding its ATK to Piranha Army. The ATK of Piranha Army should now be at 5300.

4) Enter the Battle Phase and attack directly with Piranha Army to end the Duel.

Alternative to one copy of Union Attack. Activate this card first, then play your copy of Union Attack. After Union Attack has been sent to the Graveyard, it will return to your hand due to this card's effect.
Good Goblin Housekeeping Alternative to Crystal Seer. The difference between the two is that Crystal Seer is a monster that can be Set to protect LP that you may need to survive.